yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and thought it was paperview.
Oh honey, yo mama jokes are as tired as my old bones. Calling yo mama an inside joke is like saying I'm a spring chicken. Let's leave those jokes in the past where they belong and find something new to giggle about, shall we?
Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued" Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
yo mama so fugly she entered the fugly contest and they said "soz no pros!"
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. yo mama so ugly and I mean so so ugly that when she raised you, instead of a birth certificate she got an apology letter! yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth!
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said concentrate
1:yo'mamas so fat that when she lies down at the beach, people run around her yelling free willy! 2:yo'mamas so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized 3:yo'mamas so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, he gave her 10 months to live
no one it was just a dumb preface teens done that just kept going on and on