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What is a list of good Yo Mama jokes?
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is when yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head when she's trying to make up her mind. Yo mama so stupid she returned her M&M's because they were all W's. Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry. Yo mama so ugly her shadow ran away from her. Yo mama so ugly she's never seen herself because the mirrors keep breaking. Yo mama so fat that when she passed the TV i missed 3 episodes Yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal sad Yo mama so ugly that she made one direction go the other direction Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool they discovered water on Mars Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas Yo mama so fat when she went on the scale, her phone number popped up Yo mama so stupid she starved to death when locked in a grocery store over night Yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side Yo mama so fat when she goes on an elevator she has to go down. Yo mama so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye Yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out the toilet Yo mama so ugly she made the illuminati eye close Yo mama so fat when she fell she cause the 1906 earthquake Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
What is the rules of playing yo mama?
Everyone playing says Yo Mamma jokes. The first one to run out of Yo Mama jokes is the loser.
What are lifesaver candy made of?
life savers are made of YO MAMA
Where do you submit yo mama jokes?
In yo mama's drawer.
What day was the phone made?
same day yo mama was born
Who invented the first day care?
yo mama and her friend friends
Is yo mama okay?
yo mama wishes she never had you
What fish did the thousands eat on the mountain?
Yo Mama! YO MAMA!
Who sang the song yo mama?
Hot Stylz sings Yo Mama
A list of the best yo mamma joke?
Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
What is the funniest yo mama joke you heard?
Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued" Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
Who was the first news anchor woman?
Yo mother fucin mama bitc
