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Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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What is an awesome yo mamma joke?
yo mamma is so stupid that when she got hit by a school bus she said " okay who threw that twinkie at me?"
What is a your mum joke?
Your mamma teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down. Your mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and a whale started singing we are family even though your bigger than be. Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants. Hope those help and no offense to yo mamma.
What is a great yo mamma joke?
The equation is:"Yo Mama is so..." + [fat or dumb or ugly] + [That or when] + "she..." + [insert sad attempt at humour]For example:"Yo mama is so dumb when she fell out the window she went up."
Who wore venetian masks?
yo mamma ( . Y . ) =====
What is the best you momma joke?
Yo momma so old she used to babysit Yoda. Yo momma is so ugly, she made her shadow run away.
What is an awesome yo mamma joke?
yo mamma is so stupid that when she got hit by a school bus she said " okay who threw that twinkie at me?"
What is the best your mum joke in the world?
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printingxx
What was the first yo momma joke?
"Your mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!"
What is a good and short joke?
yo mamma so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
What is a your mum joke?
Your mamma teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down. Your mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and a whale started singing we are family even though your bigger than be. Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants. Hope those help and no offense to yo mamma.
Name two plant diseases caused by bacteria?
yo mamma and yo mammas mamma
What is a great yo mamma joke?
The equation is:"Yo Mama is so..." + [fat or dumb or ugly] + [That or when] + "she..." + [insert sad attempt at humour]For example:"Yo mama is so dumb when she fell out the window she went up."
What does 'yo momma' mean?
it is the starting of many insults, and is considered an insult itself. yo mamma starts an entire seiries of 'yo mamma' jokes.
What are some good 'Yo Mamma' jokes?
Yo MaMMa is so ugly that she looked out window and got arrested for mooning
What is the best yo' momma joke?
yo' momma so skinny she uses Cheerios for her hula hoop.:)
What is the type of op?
yo mamma is the
What does yo Mamma mean?
"Yo Mamma" is slang for "Your Mother". It is common for younger Americans (between 5-17) to tell "Yo Mamma jokes" which typically insinuate that the mother of the opposite person has some debilitating characteristic, typically morbid obesity. For example: "Yo Mamma's so fat, they needed to use the Eiffel Tower to pop her!"
