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Your mamma teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down. Your mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and a whale started singing we are family even though your bigger than be. Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants. Hope those help and no offense to yo mamma.
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What is a mum joke?
e.g. your mum is fat, it makes fun of your mum in an offensive joke.
Can someone please explain this joke Your Mum is so fat she has a run in her blue jeans.?
It is simple. Your mum is so fat. when she puts on a blue jeans. she has a run in it. when she puts on the jeans the strings are stretched that a line is running through it. Now that's funny
What is the joke with the interrupting cow?
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
What is the joke awnser?
the answer of the joke
What do you get when you shake a cow before milking her?
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
What is a mum joke?
e.g. your mum is fat, it makes fun of your mum in an offensive joke.
What is the cruelest joke in the world?
Your mum died today..
What is 2000 km long and 180 m high?
i dont know ya mum was that a joke
Where does the name Kayleigh come from?
your mum..... LOL joke!! it means bright and beautiful and its also a scottish dance
How much does it cost for a day at M and D's?
I have a day at my Mum and Dad's for free - I don't know how much yours charge. No, no, i joke, i joke It costs your soul but they accept limbs as deposits.
What is a sentence for the word laugh?
Mum sure had a good laugh at my joke. Friar Tuck is well-known for his hearty laugh.
What is the best your mum joke in the world?
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printingxx
Was Santa a joke?
yea Santas not real its just your mum and dad in the middle of the night while your sleeping putting presents under the tree
Can someone please explain this joke Your Mum is so fat she has a run in her blue jeans.?
It is simple. Your mum is so fat. when she puts on a blue jeans. she has a run in it. when she puts on the jeans the strings are stretched that a line is running through it. Now that's funny
Who has a funny joke?
Whenever they say a word say your mum quickly. do this a lot and you will enjoy it. Also whenever they say a word you can say "who" then "what" then "when" then "where" and keep repeating order. Trust me this is entertaining.
What actors and actresses appeared in No Joke Ricky - 2010?
The cast of No Joke Ricky - 2010 includes: Phil Bostwick as Real Estate Agent Asha Brass as Party Extra Mick Innes as Grandpa Matthew Ledingham as Ricky Katrina Misa as Mum Sasha Watson as Party Extra
What is Chris Browns favorite joke?
A man walks into a bar, he says "I'm gay" Chris Brown pants, replies, "Come on, let's go to the bedroom!! =-D Funny or what? ya mum!!
