It's easy to learn, but difficult to master.
First you must start with the mandatory opening of "Yo momma's so..."
Next you need to choose what you will be ridiculing, ie, her weight or intelligence.
Lastly comes the punchline, in which you mention an absurd, exaggerated or impossible situation to illustrate their momma's obesity or stupidity. Put them all together;
"Yo momma's so fat, I have to take a train and two busses to get on her good side."
"Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company."
They won't know what hit them!
yo' momma so skinny she uses Cheerios for her hula hoop.:)
Yo momma so old she used to babysit Yoda. Yo momma is so ugly, she made her shadow run away.
its a joke look on the Internet yo momma jokes E.G yo mommas so ugly even bob the builder couldn't fix than.
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yo mamas so fat she's obese
"Your mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!"
a casket? a grave? the morgue? the trunk? insert yo' momma joke?
There are a few places that offer a wide variety of yo momma jokes but one of the top places to find them is at yomommajokesgalore. they have every yo momma joke staring with the first one invented.
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said concentrate
i heard that sum kid was bored and told his friend a joke about is momma so he said sumtin bak so it jus turned into a game
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks! lol. pretty good right?
Yo momma so poor her friend came over and asked for milk and she said left boob or right boob