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How do you make yo momma joke?

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Anonymous

14y ago
Updated: 8/17/2019

It's easy to learn, but difficult to master.

First you must start with the mandatory opening of "Yo momma's so..."

Next you need to choose what you will be ridiculing, ie, her weight or intelligence.

Lastly comes the punchline, in which you mention an absurd, exaggerated or impossible situation to illustrate their momma's obesity or stupidity. Put them all together;

"Yo momma's so fat, I have to take a train and two busses to get on her good side."

"Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company."

They won't know what hit them!

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