What is the alphebet joke?

Answer 1

There was a little boy at school and he wanted to go to the toilet so he asked his teacher and his teacher said "only if you tell me the first 4 letters of the alphabet." So the boy went home and asked his dad what the 1st letter of the alphabet was. His dad was watching Football. So he said " SHUT UP AND LISTEN" So he wrote that down and went to his mum who was wathing darts and then the liitle boy asked "What is the 2nd letter of the alphabet is. She said"180" so he scribbled it down and said thanks mum. So then the boy went to his sister and asked her what the 3rd letter of the alphabet was. She was listening to Michael Jackson and said "Michael Jackson" so he said thank you. Then he asked his little brother what the 4th letter of the alphabet was and he said " In my little brum brum car." He wrote that down and said thank you so very much. The next morning he went to school and went up to the teacher and said " I no the first 4 letters of the alphabet" So the teacher said " Go on" then boy said SHUT UP AND LISTEN then the teacher said how many detentions do you want the boy said 180 then the teacher asked who do you think you are then the boy replyed Michael Jackson and then the Teacher asked how do you think you are going to escape from this and the boy said in my little brum brum car

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