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Three guys are walking through a jungle when they are caught and taken prisoner by a savage tribe. The tribe chief says to the first man, "I will give you two choices. Death, or bungie."
The man, not knowing what 'bungie' was, decided to choose that, because anything could be better than death. So the tribe proceeded to sodomize him repeatedly, for over an hour until he could barely walk. He stumbled away in tears as the other two men watched in Horror.
The chief asks the second man, "Death, or bungie?" The man was horrified by what he had seen, but still would rather not die. He chose bungie, and the tribe proceeded to sodomize him even more viciously than the first man, for hours and hours, leaving him permanently crippled. He dragged himself away, sobbing.
The chief asked the last man, "Death or bungie?" The man decided that anything could be better than this 'bungie', even death. "I choose death!" the man exclaimed, bravely. The chief smiled. "Very well. Death.. by bungie!"
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It can be cracked it can be made it can be told it can be played what is it?
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
What isn't a funny joke?
A joke that is not funny would be a joke that no one laughs at. The way to truly discover if a joke is funny, is to tell the joke to see if anyone laughs. However, humor is subjective, one may find it funny, another may not.
Why is a joke called joke?
The word "joke" comes from the Latin word jocus, meaning the same thing.
What is cracking jokes?
To crack a joke is to tell a joke.
How do you avoid joke backfiring?
know your audience and deliver the joke with confidence
What is Bungie's Email?
You can not email Bungie, but you can contact a employee at Bungie.
How did Bungie get its name?
Many in the company treat it as a closely guarded secret, while a bonus disc provided in the Halo 3 Legendary Edition states the name is "the punchline to a dirty joke", the explanation has been used before by Bungie for other questions as explanations for other company secrets."
What is bungie aerospace?
Bungie aerospace is bungie's new multi-platform game with ubisoft
What is bungie day?
Bungie day is a day celebrating bungie by playing against bungie employees A's a team slayer to earn prizes
What is the population of Bungie?
Bungie's population is 2,011.
Does chess exist in halo reach?
No I'm afraid it doesn't. It was an April fools joke from Bungie but you could always attempt to make it yourself in forge, that would be pretty cool. =)
How do you become a bungie member?
By going on the bungie website!
Who was nicknamed Bungie?
My nickname is 'Bungie' I should sue.
How do you download halo reach from bungie?
bungie does not host the file. bungie quit halo you have to get it form the live marketplace
Who made Halo 3 for Xbox 360?
Bungie Bungie
Can you get flaming recon for beating bungie?
No you cant, bungie has to give you it.
Can you chat with bungie on xbox live?
Bungie employees will need to play a Bungie game online. There will sometimes not speak anyways.
