Here are some (some better than others):
1) A blonde gets tired of all those blonde jokes, so she colors her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a sheep farm. She walks up to the sheep farmer and says "If I can guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one?" The farmer looks at the big herd and says, "Sure, go ahead." So she says "347." The farmer is amazed because that is exactly correct. So she goes into the herd and grabs one. "Okay," the farmer says, "now if I can guess what the real color of your hair is, can I have my dog back?"
2) Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here." (He died shortly thereafter.)
3) A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
4) My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
"Your mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!"
its not japanese...JUST a part of a joke on facebook...grow up man..
Well, a long time ago this priest and this rabbi walked into a bar...
What kind of coat is best put on wet
I don't think the world's ever come up with a joke
no who will do your house work? soz if i had made anyone mad it was a joke :)
its about a fat woman farting it was made in 1000 AC... true fact
No
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
vmk was the safest and funnest website ever played ( i don't care if funnest isn't a word) i wish they never closed it, it was fun and safe at the same time! it was what made me love the computer!!! DISNEY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OPEN IT BACK UP!!! EVERYONE LOVED IT! WE WANT IT BACK!!!!
yes
no.
no! what kind of dumb question is that!
no because hamsters can not make thing
Achou can be made into I chew to create a joke.
unfourtatly not