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Yes. However, they are mostly indigenous to the more isolated coastal regions of Chile. They are most similarly related to, in a genetic sense, the Vetehinen of coastal Venezuela, rather than the sharks after which they are named. Contrary to popular belief, the Landshark is amphibious, meaning it can breath in both water and on land. Most people consider the Landshark (Terra partis) to be a fictional creature, reaching almost to the point of ridicule, whilst poachers kill off hundreds of these beautiful animals every year and sell the teeth, made of solid ivory, to selfish black market dealers. The Terra partis is becoming more and more endangered by the day, and humans sit back and laugh about their existence. Their diets consist of, surprisingly, fruits and vegetables they steal from the local Chilean fisherman's houses while they sleep. They achieve this almost unbelievable feat through years of stealth training under the shinobi tribes scattered along the western coast of South America. When the youthful Terra partis reaches its pinnacle of it's physical prime, it inherits the ancient Zodiac magic of the local mermen, knowing it would be impossible to sneak into houses with Arthritis acting up at every turn. These unique creatures are one of the few others that have a system of religion alongside the humans. Stretching back before even the birth of Christ, these wonderful animals have collectively gathered together during the full moon to sing songs to the ancient Merman-Pixie-Fairies, that gave life to the Earth. Now, scientists are hard-pressed to understand this religion with crystal clarity, as Landsharkian is a more complex language than even English, which is widely accepted as the hardest language to learn. Also, they own half of America through illegal means, caused 9/11, and are indeed your father. 99% of them are alcoholics and every one thousand years, journey to space so that they can destroy other planets with their acid spit and rocket-shooting abilities the posses with their eyes. The same eyes, that if you stare long enough into, you will spontaneously combust into white flames of purity, cleansing the soul of the evil vampire spirit that inhabited your body at birth, through sacrificial means.

Yes. They are real. Just misunderstood.

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