Any funny short jokes

Answer 1

go up to someone who's not lost there mum or dad and say if your a guy have you met your mum? if they say yes hold your had out to shake there hand and say now meet your dad if your a woman then say the opposite

Answer 2

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Answer 3

Once there was a guy who was sitting on the beach and he decided he wanted to dig in the sand. He found a lamp and it was kind of dirty, so as he was dusting and rubbing the sand off, a genie popped out of the lamp. He said, "Hello! I will grant you 3 wishes!" and so first, the guy asked "I would like a red mustang convertible" So POOF! There was a red mustang convertible. Then he asked "I want a really pretty, good wife." So POOF! There was a really pretty, good wife. Then he said, "I think I'll save that last wish for later." So the genie left. As the guy was driving home with his new wife, the genie reappeared and asked, "Do you know what you want for your 3rd wish yet?" and he said, "No, I still have to think." and then the genie left again. The man then turned on the radio and started singing with it. "Oh I wish I were an auskermier weiner..." and POOF! He was an auskermier weiner. That was written by my best friends uncle.

Answer 4

why was the math book sad ... because it had too many problems ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Answer 5

What is brown and sticky.................a stick. What is black and white and red/read all over............................a newspaper

Answer 6

Funny jokes are the ones that make you laugh!