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Is there even one funny knock knock joke in the universe?
Yes there is! Try this one. Go up to someone and tell them to say "Knock, Knock". When they say "Knock, Knock", you ask, "Who is there?" I love that one!
Can someone tell you a really funny knock knock joke?
ni they are so old no1 thinks they are funny anymore
Who can list the most jokes?
Anyone who has memorized to book of 2,000 knock-knock jokes and regular jokes someone who can list 4000000000000000 websites of jokes
How do you say the knock knock joke about the banana?
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What does knock knock who's there mean?
Mr. SomeoneMr. Someone who?Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...Who.Who who?You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.Doris.Doris who?Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!Teddy.Teddy who?Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.Boo.Boo who?Don't cry. It's only a joke.Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel, that's why I knocked!Ya.Ya who?What are you getting so excited about?Gorilla.Gorilla who?Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.Little Old Lady.Little Old Lady who?I didn't know you could yodel...Amsterdam.Amsterdam who?Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!Ogange.Ogange who?Ogange juice.Lettuce.Lettuce Who?Lettuce in and you'll find out!Arch.Arch who?Are you catching a cold?Bacon.Bacon who?Bacon a cake for your birthday.Anita.Anita who?Anita come in and use the bathroom!Ivan.Ivan who?Ivan to suck your blood!Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!Annie.Annie who?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!Anymore.Anymore who?Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!Nobody.Nobody who?......Nobody who??.......CowsgoCowsgo who?Dont be silly, cows go moo.FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.THE INTERUPTING COWThe interrupting Cow-MOO-whoKnock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!This joke is old but people may still laugh though.KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT
Does ingesting visine cause questionable behavior?
Personally, I would say that ingesting Visine constitutesquestionable behavior.(Don't trick someone into ingesting Visine. It's not harmless, and could result in a coma or even death.)
Does visine make you go blind?
It all my years of using visine, I have never had a problem with it.
Does visine make aquariums clear?
NO!!!! Do NOT put Visine in your aquarium!!! Just DON'T, OK???
What happens if you use visine while your contacts are in?
you have to buy visine that says for contacts on the box
What is Visine in spanish?
Visine is a brand name so it's the same in any language.
How much is visine?
Visine cost are usually between 2.50 to 7.99 for the largest bottle.
Is there even one funny knock knock joke in the universe?
Yes there is! Try this one. Go up to someone and tell them to say "Knock, Knock". When they say "Knock, Knock", you ask, "Who is there?" I love that one!
How do you knock someone older than you out in 1 punch?
You knock someone out in one punch if you punch them with your knuckles in the side of the chin hard.
How can someone knock you out with a pressure point attack?
This is a myth. You cannot knock someone out with attacks to the pressure points. You can however, seriously, wind someone, semi paralyse someone and cause internal organ damage.
Where can you knock someone out in one punch?
In the street
How do you knock someone out from behind?
Knockout punch them
Who does the commercial for Visine?
Ben Stein
