Yo moma so fat that she counts as a multikill on COD.
Your mama so fat when she go swimming at the beach people discover a new island!
YO mama is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention. Yo mama so fat, she caused an eclipse when walking down the store. Yo mama so ugly, she went to American idol and they said, sorry no dogs. Yo mama so poor, she kicked a can off the street and said she was moving. Yo mama so stupid, she went to an antique shop and asked whats new?
Two good jokes for a teeenager would be something like... 1. Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? answer:He already tried. 2. Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, she made skittles.
1:yo'mamas so fat that when she lies down at the beach, people run around her yelling free willy! 2:yo'mamas so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized 3:yo'mamas so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, he gave her 10 months to live
They are a way to insult others. For example: Your mama's so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck!
You mama so fat when she sat on a quarter one of george washingtons buger's squirted out! yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued!
yo mama so fat she uses a rolled up mattress as a tampon.
YO mama is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
Some sites are listed below the answer, and they have jokes such as: Yo mama's so fat, that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
Yes, here's a funny one: Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the sea she said," beat that, Moses!"
yo mama so fat when she went to jail people asked her what she in for she in for she said breakfast
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so dirty, she could take a bath in the ocean and leave a ring around the world. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican. Yo mama's so fat that when you hit her leg you can ride the waves.
Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
yo mama so fat that i have to take two planes and a boat just to get to her good side.
i dont know but i do know a yo mama joke:your mamas so fat that when she got hit by a bus she turned around and said : who threw the rock at me!!!
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention. Yo mama so fat, she caused an eclipse when walking down the store. Yo mama so ugly, she went to American idol and they said, sorry no dogs. Yo mama so poor, she kicked a can off the street and said she was moving. Yo mama so stupid, she went to an antique shop and asked whats new?