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What is the original joke A rabbi a priest and a minister walk into a bar?
Originally, it was a rabbi, a rabbi, and a rabbi walk into a bar. . .
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar?
Yes, yes. That's number 42, but some people just can't tell a joke.
What is the explanation of the joke 'two guys walk into a bar and the third one is a duck'?
Oh, dude, that joke is like a classic setup for a silly punchline. So, the joke plays on the expectation that when you hear "two guys walk into a bar," you're thinking of two regular dudes, right? But then, bam, the third one is a duck! Like, who invited the duck, right? It's just a funny twist on a common joke structure.
What are the best your dad jokes?
a bear walked up to a bar and said: I’ll have a... the worker said what’s with the big paws
Jokes that never produce laughter?
a man walks into a bar with a dog that wears an eye patch he told the bartender to ask about his dog. the bar tender cant hear him because he is deaf in one ear from a child hood accident. later the man ordered a drink and completey forgot what he was going to say about the dog. end of joke
What is the original joke A rabbi a priest and a minister walk into a bar?
Originally, it was a rabbi, a rabbi, and a rabbi walk into a bar. . .
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar?
Yes, yes. That's number 42, but some people just can't tell a joke.
What has happened to 33 percent of men as a joke?
They walked, with the other 67 percent, into a bar.
Did not get this little joke A rabbi and a priest walked into a bar.. It hurt Can anyone please clarify its meaning?
A bar can either be a place where drinks are sold, but it can also be a rod, piece of railing, a physical obstacle. Walking into a bar can hence either be walking into a room (which the story sets you up to believe) or physically bumping into something. This duality of meaning is what's supposed to be funny.
What is a really funny joke to use for an assignment?
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Why would the Roman Empire be concerned with a Jewish messiah?
It was tolerant of religions as long as they did not threaten revolution. But as Matthew's gospel reports, Jesus announced 'I have not come to bring you peace, I have come to bring you the sword' - a big alert to the Roman governor, borne out by the revolution in which Jesus bar-rabbas (Gospel of Luke's name - Jesus son of the Rabbi - Jesus' son?) was captured and Jesus turned himself in in exchange for Bar-rabbas' release.
A joke that has the punch line as the last sentence?
O.K., a priest, a rabbi and a minster walk into a bar and belly up to the bar and order their drinks and the bartender says: "What is this, a joke?" O.K., a joke, a pun and a riddle all walk into a bar and belly up to the bar and order a narrative and the bartender says: "Would you like a punch line with that?" O.K., a punch line, a moral to the story and a non-sequitur all walk into a bar and order a joke and the bartender says: "We don't serve your kind in here." The punch line says to the bartender: "What is this, a joke?" and a moral to the story says: "You shouldn't be so judgmental of others." and a non-seuitur says: "I'll take a double." O.K., why did the chicken cross the road? To meet the horse and the goat at the bar across the street. O.K., O.K., how many jokes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Get it?
Who is in involved in bar mitzvah?
A Rabbi, the boy, his friends and family are all involved in a Bar Mitzva.
Do you have to have a rabbi present at your bar mitzvah?
Yes. It makes it official.
When was rashbi born?
Rabbi Shimeon Bar Yochai (or Rashbi) was born 80 CE. Author of the Zohar.
Why is it important to be blessed by the rabbi in a bar mitzvah?
It is NOT important to be blessed by the rabbi when recognizing a child who has become a bar mitzvah. There is no such requirement. When it does happen, the Rabbi isn't actually blessing the child. The Rabbi is blessing God for the child, or asking God to bless the child. But this is not specifically done for a bar mitzvah.In Judaism, a rabbi is not a priest, and cannot bless objects or people. The concept of blessing in Judaism is more of a thanking. We bless God and we ask God to bless us. It is nothing like the Catholic concept of transubstantiation.
What does it mean when someone says it's a cheesy joke?
Three guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked!
