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What is the explanation of the joke 'two guys walk into a bar and the third one is a duck'?
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∙ 11y ago
The joke you are most likely referring to is:
"Two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducked"
A bar, as in a pole, and the third person dodged the pole by ducking.
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