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So this duck walks into a hardware store (or library) and he says to the guy "Do you have any grapes?" the guys like "no, we're a hardware store" so the duck waddles out. The next day the duck walks back in and say s"Do you have any grapes?" The guys like "uh no?" So the duck waddles out. The NEXT day the duck walks back in and says "Do you have any grapes?"The guys all pissed now and he says "No i already told you! If you come in asking again I'll nail your feet to the floor" The duck waddles out. The next day he walks back in and asks "Do you have any nails?" The guy is like "ahh im so sorry but I just sol dthe last pack to the guy over there" *points to guy walking out door with nails* So the duck says, "do you have any grapes?" baaahahaha
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