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So this duck walks into a hardware store (or library) and he says to the guy "Do you have any grapes?" the guys like "no, we're a hardware store" so the duck waddles out. The next day the duck walks back in and say s"Do you have any grapes?" The guys like "uh no?" So the duck waddles out. The NEXT day the duck walks back in and says "Do you have any grapes?"The guys all pissed now and he says "No i already told you! If you come in asking again I'll nail your feet to the floor" The duck waddles out. The next day he walks back in and asks "Do you have any nails?" The guy is like "ahh im so sorry but I just sol dthe last pack to the guy over there" *points to guy walking out door with nails* So the duck says, "do you have any grapes?" baaahahaha
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Know any duck jokes?
One duck joke is: Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!
What are some good what do you get when you cross a cow jokes?
A good joke is "What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers."
What is the explanation of the joke 'two guys walk into a bar and the third one is a duck'?
Oh, dude, that joke is like a classic setup for a silly punchline. So, the joke plays on the expectation that when you hear "two guys walk into a bar," you're thinking of two regular dudes, right? But then, bam, the third one is a duck! Like, who invited the duck, right? It's just a funny twist on a common joke structure.
What is a good lion joke?
Q: What do you call a lion with chicken pox?A: A dotted lion.Q: What do you call a lion who chases camels across the desert?A: a chameleon.Q: What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?A: A dandy lion
What goes kcauq knauq?
The joke is that it is backwards. Kcauq is quack and knauq is a misspelling that should be kcauq. Kcauq kcauq is quack quack backwards, which is the sound a duck makes.
What do you call a frozen duck it a joke?
The joke, 'a frozen cookie' is usually known as dry ice.
Where can you buy red grape malt duck?
Yes
Know any duck jokes?
One duck joke is: Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!
Where is the Duck Hill Public Library in Duck Hill located?
The address of the Duck Hill Public Library is: 127 North State Street, Duck Hill, 38925 0279
What is the phone number of the Duck Hill Public Library in Duck Hill?
The phone number of the Duck Hill Public Library is: 662-565-2391.
What do you call a duck in a cracker box it a joke?
A box of quackers
What is the joke with the punchline that dog can't hunt?
it's a grape... HEY HEY
Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?
I love this joke. Yes! a one legged duck does swim in a circle. :-)
How do you get duck tape of a face?
well, technically... LOL joke, you pull it.
What is the best joke?
"Why did the chicken cross the road" is a classic joke. There are lots of great joke books in the humor section of your local library or bookstore.
What is the crossbreed of a male duck a baby dog and a male pig it a joke?
The crossbreed of a male duck a baby dog and a male pig is a brave pig.
Where is the Winston Branch Library in Winston located?
The address of the Winston Branch Library is: 440 Se Grape Ave, Winston, 97496 M
