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Choose one of these and call the doctor in the morning...
A) Five. One to change the light bulb and four to chant "Allah is great".
B) None. If the bulb has broken, it is the will of Allah and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it.
C) Four. One to change the bulb, one to check if changing light bulbs is legal in the Quran, one to blow up the person who changed it and one to protest that Islam stands for peaceful change of light bulbs.
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How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Define "light bulb"
How many years does it take to change a light bulb?
A ''light year''
Takes 6 Boxervillians to change a light bulb and there are 84 Boxervillians at a light bulb-changing party How many light bulbs can they change?
14. Apex. :)
How many virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
How many namekians does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Define "light bulb"
How many Nazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You vill change zee light bulb. Ve haf vays to MAKE you change zee light bulb!
How many years does it take to change a light bulb?
A ''light year''
Takes 6 Boxervillians to change a light bulb and there are 84 Boxervillians at a light bulb-changing party How many light bulbs can they change?
14. Apex. :)
How many virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't do it... it has to learn to change itself.One. The bulb really has to want to change.
How many hillbillies does it take to change a light bulb?
"Do hillbillies have light bulbs?"
How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
1
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
2545x1045
How many maoris does it take to change a light bulb?
1
How many golliwogs does it take to change a light bulb?
8
How many physicist does it take to change a light bulb?
1
