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Punchline 1: There are no fingers behind your back! Fingers are only at the ends of your hands, at the end of your arms.

Punchline 2: There are 15 fingers behind you-- your parent's one hand slapping your bottom, while you try to cover your bottom with both of your hands! (Ow ow!)


Punchline 3: There are no fingers behind your back because both of your hands are busy washing the dishes which your parent made you do as a consequence for whatever you did wrong.


Punchline 4: There are no fingers behind your back because you are a parrot trained to set up this joke by repeating the first line and waiting for a human to tell the punchline!


Punchline 5: There are no fingers behind your back because both hands are in front of you, clapping at the punchlines given to this joke!


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