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A magician gets a job working on a cruise ship. He enjoys his work, with one exception. The cruise line has a parrot in a cage near the stage and whenever he does a magic trick, the parrot says 'It's under his sleeve, Its under his sleeve' or 'Secret hole in the table, secret hole in the table.' The magician takes all of this in stride and finishes every show a little irritated. One night the cruise ship hits a rock and sinks. The sun rises the next morning to find the magician and the parrot in the same life boat. Two days pass with no words spoken by either one of them. Finally the parrot asks the magician 'OK. I give up. Wheres the ship?'
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What is the joke with the interrupting cow?
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
What is the joke awnser?
the answer of the joke
What do you get when you shake a cow before milking her?
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
What talent did Harry Houdini parrot have?
The talent that Harry Houdini's parrot had was that it could pick the lock on its cage :)
Do you say 'to do a joke' or 'to make a joke'?
you say to MAKE a joke when you invent one but you say "do" when it is someone else's joke. Actually, nobody ever says "to do a joke" unless they have only very recently started learning English.
How should my joke end what is a frozen parrot?
Your joke should end like this: What is a frozen parrot? copycat.
What is the answer to the joke what is rock n roll?
Parrot
What is the joke for a polygon?
Q, what is a polygon?A, A dead parrot
How should my joke end what's a parrot's favorite movie?
Your joke should end on a high note at the end of the Parrot's favorite's movie. This will leave the audience in stitches.
What is a polygon A dead parrot what does this joke mean?
It's a geometry term and a play on words. A cliche parrot name is "Polly", as in "Polly, want a cracker?" or like the cliche, Fido, name for a dog, or the cliche company name "Acme". Polly (parrot) gon (gone=dead)
Why did the math book go to the doctor?
Why did the math book go to the doctor? Because it had a lot of problems. Another math joke is what did the math teacher rename her parrot after it passed away? Polygon.
Is Amazon parrot a parrot?
Yes, Amazon parrot is the common name for a parrot of the genus Amazona.
What is the difference between a parrot and a parrot fish?
well a parrot is a bird and a parrot fish is a fish
What and then do difference between pterodactyl and a parrot joke?
Youd know jthe difference if you ever let a pterodactyl sit on your shoulder
Is it a cave parrot or a cove parrot?
It's a cave parrot
What is the opposite gender of parrot called?
Parrot
Why is the Kakapo so special?
The Kakapo is the world's:only nocturnal parrot,only flightless parrot,heaviest parrot,rarest parrot.
