One bright day in the middle of the night?

Answer 1

One bright day

in the middle of the night

two dead boys got up to fight

back to back they faced each other

drew their swords and shot each other

a deaf policeman heard the noice

and Ran out to save the two dead boys

if you don’t believe this stories true

ask the blind man he saw it to

Answer 2

one bright day in the middle of the night

two dead boys got up to fight

back to back they faced each other

drew their swords and shot each other

a deaf policeman heard the noise

and came and shot those two dead boys

if you do not believe my lie is true

ask the blind man he saw it two.

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My dad has always quoted me this poem since I was little. That version goes. (by Micah5five)

No Nonsense

Ladies and Gentleman, nobles and tramps

Cross eyed Mosquitoes and bow legged ants.

I come before you to stand behind you,

to tell you a story I do not know.

One bright day in the middle of the night.

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other

pulled out their swards and shot each other.

Near by a deaf policeman heard the noise,

came by and shot the two dead boys.

If you don't believe what I just told you,

ask the blind man he saw it too.

Answer 3

One bright day

in the middle of the night

two dead boys got up to fight

back to back they faced each other

drew their swords and shot each other

a deaf policeman heard the noice

and Ran out to save the two dead boys

if you don’t believe this stories true

ask the blind man he saw it to

Answer 4

I believe it comes from “ Tomfoolery: Trickery and Foolery With Words” by Alvin Schwartz.