There are a few different pig jokes told. The most popular pig joke told is the zookeeper joke.
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You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
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You can find a variety of open legs, legs open, and close your legs jokes online at websites such as Jokes and Search Quotes. You can also sign up for the jokes update from the Lots of Jokes website that will continually email you the latest jokes.
There are several Fathers jokes. Jokes.com offers several humorous jokes.
You have to prove you are worthy of keeping the guinea pig safe from the cat. Be responsible and persuasive but not pushy.
One funny pig joke asks the question "What do you call someone who steals pigs?", the answer is "A hamburglar!". Another joke asks "How did the secret agent pig write his notes?", the answer is "Invisible oink!"
Piglet (baby pig)
Peppa pig (to me) is 6 and George is 3, Mommy pig is 28 and Daddy pig is 30. Peppa friends are 6 - 8 along with Cousin Chloe who is 10. Uncle and Aunty pig are 45, and Grandpa and Grandma pig are 65.
You jokes should be as below: What do you call a blind dinosaur? I-don't-think-he-saurus.
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks.
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A guinea pig ownly has a litter of 2-6. A gerbil useully has a litter of 6-13
When making a pun, just try to take a word associated with the subject and think of a way to link the two. Hopefully my answer wasn't too boaring!
A Yorkshire pig can have up to 6 or more piglets at a time. The Yorkshire pig is bred for its lean meats such as bacon.
The intestines are 5 times the size of the pig, if you literally had the intestine in a straight line, take the pig and measure it using the pig it would be 5-6 times as big as the pig.