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How do you tuna fish? Deep in the oceans of Neptune.
Zeus, Hades and Neptune walk into a bar. The bartender says what can I get for you gentlegods. Zeus orders a Long Island Iced Tea, Hades orders a shot of Black Velvet and Neptune asks for a Shirley Temple. The bartender tries his level best not to laugh while Zeus and Hades look at Neptune in Horror and disgust. Zeus says "A Shirley Temple?' Hades says: "Thats a non alcoholic drink." and Neptune says: "I'm the designated driver"
and before his friends could argue he followed with "gods don't let drunk gods drive."
Neptune is so ugly when he was born the doctor slapped his mother.
Neptune is so dumb he thinks the rings around Saturn are giant hula hoops
"Oooooh, Neptune!" "What?" "You don't smell that?" "What?" "There's gas coming out of Uranus."
I need acne cream for all my blemishes they keep popping up.
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What are some mother jokes?
Find Yo Mamma jokes on Youtube.
What are some good inside jokes?
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
What are some of the Joke Resources for Jokes of the day?
Some of the Joke resources for jokes of the day are that people submit different jokes, and then they are voted on to see which ones are the best ones.
What are some open legs jokes?
You can find a variety of open legs, legs open, and close your legs jokes online at websites such as Jokes and Search Quotes. You can also sign up for the jokes update from the Lots of Jokes website that will continually email you the latest jokes.
What is the best website to find funny clean jokes 1 minute long for 4th graders?
akrweb.com has some clean jokes but there is also a rude jokes section so beware what they see :-D akrweb.com has some clean jokes but there is also a rude jokes section so beware what they see :-D
What are jokes or riddles about Neptune?
Why did Neptune kick Uranus out of the solar system? Because he had a bad atmosphere!
When was Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends created?
Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends was created in 1985.
What are some mother jokes?
Find Yo Mamma jokes on Youtube.
What are some good inside jokes?
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
What are some good violation jokes?
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
What are some of the Joke Resources for Jokes of the day?
Some of the Joke resources for jokes of the day are that people submit different jokes, and then they are voted on to see which ones are the best ones.
What are some good family friendly jokes in Hindi?
Some good family friendly jokes in Hindi can be found on many different websites online. A couple of those websites are Jokes Duniya and Waffa. Some of the jokes are called Jokes in Hindi, Pathan Joke Zabardast and Bond Meets a Tamil Guy.
Where can one find some Punjabi jokes?
Punjablinks is a website that features many types of Punjabi jokes. Some other sites that have these kinds of funny jokes are Funenclave and Ludhianaonline.
What are some catchy slogans for Neptune?
Nice Neptune, Neat Neptune. Sorry, that's all I have!
What are some advantages of Neptune?
The question is meaningless, Neptune is a planet!
What are some brunette jokes?
dang i really only know blonde jokes sry
What are mean jokes to crack on girls?
When men are trying to make some gossip jokes with some spice of real essence.
