Here are the lyrics to 'Dare to be Stupid' By Weird Al Yankovic
Put down that chain saw and listen to me.
It`s time for us to join in the fight.
It`s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
It`s time to let the bedbugs bite.
You better put all your eggs in one basket.
You better count your chickens before they hatch.
You better sell some wine before its time.
You better find yourself an itch to scratch.
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can,
When Mr. Whipple`s not around.
Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan.
Talk with your mouth full.
Bite the hand that feeds you.
Bite off more than you can chew.
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid.
Take some wooden nickels.
Look for Mr. Goodbar.
Get your mojo working now.
I`ll show you how.
You can dare to be stupid.
You can turn the other cheek.
You can just give up the ship.
You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip.
Dare to be stupid.
Come on and dare to be stupid.
It`s so easy to do.
We`re all waiting for you.
Let`s go!
It`s time to make a mountain out of a molehill.
So can I have a volunteer?
There`s no more time for crying over spilled milk.
Now it`s time for crying in your beer.
Settle down and raise a family, join the P.T.A.
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.
Then party till you`re broke, and they drag you away.
It`s okay.
You can dare to be stupid.
It`s like spitting on a fish.
It`s like barking up a tree.
It`s like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.
Dare to be stupid.
Yes. Why don`t you dare to be stupid.
It`s so easy, so easy to do.
We`re all waiting for you.
Burn your candle at both ends.
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.
You can be a coffee achiever.
You can sit around the house
And watch `Leave It To Beaver.`
The future`s up to you.
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid.
Dare to be stupid.
What did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
Tell me, what did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
It`s all right.
(Dare to be stupid.)
We can be stupid all night.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Come on, join the crowd.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Shout it out loud.
(Dare to be stupid.)
I can`t hear you.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Okay, I can hear you now
Yankovic's Dare To Be Stupid was built around the parodies and pastiches of pop and rock of the 1980's.
buy the doll, terd! how dare you ask that!
He dares to do at home that which he does not dare to do in public. Privacy has its uses.
Dance of the Sugar Plum FairySee the candy fairies, sugar-plums, jelly-beans, chocolate bars,Dance the minuet,With the candied cherries, lolly-pops, peppermints, candy-canes,As they pirouette,See the FAIRY PRINCESS curtsying, gracefully, beautifully,Swaying to the tune...Music in the air (so entrancing)Flowers in her hair (as she's dancing)Love is everywhere (Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h)'Neath the yellow lemon-drop moon.(SUGAR-PLUM FAIRY DANCES)There she goes now, on her toes now,To her yellow lemon-drop moon.
Go up to a person and ask if you may smell their feet and rate the smell.....
Yankovic's Dare To Be Stupid was built around the parodies and pastiches of pop and rock of the 1980's.
One thing that happened today in history is the first earthquake recorded in the USA. The quake was in Plymouth, Mass.
Truth or Dare... Pillow fight stupid girly things... unless you're guys but that's just weird :P
Vinyl Rewind - 2011 Dare to Be Stupid 1-18 was released on: USA: 27 June 2011
I dare you to call a German a stupid nazi
Yes
stupid idiot dare to ask this question?
Switchfoot - the following is a link with the lyrics: http://artists.letssingit.com/walk-to-remember-dare-you-to-move-95gsq3m
YouTube offers dozens of videos of 'I dare You to Move' by Switchfoot in high definition with lyrics completely free. It can also be found on the site 'Godtube' alternatively.
ACCORDING to Weird Al's Site it lists what awards he has won. He has one three Grammys (Of January 8, 2010) Here is some more info! EAT IT (Best Comedy Recording 1984)FAT (Best Concept Music Video 1988)POODLE HAT (Best Comedy Album 2003)
are you joking? the population has nothing to do with how the moon works. how dare you call yourself a human for not knowing how stupid that sounds.
i know it sounds weird but you tell him back but make sure it wasnt a dare and if hes honest tell him you like him to