You're Pitiful
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(Parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt) My life is brilliant (What, was I too early -
Oh, sorry, should I -
Do you want to start over, or -
Keep going - okay... now, now?) My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of adequacy You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer bein' you Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty pants
But you'll always have a job
Well, I mean...
As long as you still can work that Slurpie machine You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true You're half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's classier than you La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la loser You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful, it's true Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue Well, it just sucks to be you
Because its not
50% of the time Weird Al will make his on original Audio and lyrics to a song. He doesn't always parody a song.
50% of the time Weird Al will make his on original Audio and lyrics to a song. He doesn't always parody a song.
The "white stuff" is the filling in Oreo cookies. It's right there in the lyrics.
Yes, weird al is a christian.
Because its not
Fabian Tkaczyk made the lyrics to eat it
You're Beautiful is a song originally sung by James Blunt. You're Pitiful is Weird Al Yankovic's spoof song of You're Beautiful.
One can find the lyrics to the Weird Al Yankovic song "Fat" online at various websites. One can find lyrics to the song "Fat" at websites such as A-Z Lyrics and MetroLyrics.
See link below.
50% of the time Weird Al will make his on original Audio and lyrics to a song. He doesn't always parody a song.
Google Youtube with Al's name and the name of the song.
50% of the time Weird Al will make his on original Audio and lyrics to a song. He doesn't always parody a song.
50% of the time Weird Al will make his on original Audio and lyrics to a song. He doesn't always parody a song.
50% of the time Weird Al will make his on original Audio and lyrics to a song. He doesn't always parody a song.
The Saga Begins is a parody of Don Mclean's song "American Pie" and is based on Star Wars. Lyrics for Weird Al Yankovic's song The Saga Begins can be found online at azlyrics for free.
The "white stuff" is the filling in Oreo cookies. It's right there in the lyrics.