"I'm not sure how to drive this thing, but you can shoot the gun if you want."
(Joke refers to 'tank' meaning a tracked military vehicle as well as an aquarium. That they are living out of water and can reach the controls seems a little fishy.)
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Another answer to the same riddle, in the same vein:
"You man the guns. I'll drive."
bOtH fIsHEs arE dIED
Are you wicked.
Dam!
One bell said to the other that he wanted to win a no-bell prize!
Dam
"What the heck?! I'm a fish! How am I walking across the street?! and how am I able to talk?!"
That depends on what you mean to say. For example, if you have one angel fish in the tank you could say "That's the fish's tank" meaning that is the tank for the angel fish. If you also had a couple of clown fish, you could refer to the tank as belonging to all three fish by saying "That's the fishes' tank." Slightly different spelling and punctuation
Hard to say... all depend on Type of fish what you feed them what equitment you use for your tank other fish in your tank how oftem you clean it etc.
It is okay to feel sad. Scoop your fish out of the tank and flush the fish down the toilet. You can have a "service" first to say goodbye, or just flush and move on. If your tank holds other fish, it would be wise to clean out the tank. Remember, some fish get sick and die more easily than other fish. You might want to do some research before buying another one.
it depends on how big it is if it is a goldfish or beta it can be in a bowl.If it is one of those big tiger fish or aqarium fish then put it in a big tank. A fish will grow to the size of the tank or bowl. For instance, say a goldfish is in a tank, it will not grow as big as the tank; however it will grow big enough to be able to swim in their environment. The fish will not overgrow the tank. I had a six inch goldfish in a thirty gallon tank.
I would say a lot of little fish like tetras :)
id say 15 fish
keep in mind some fish change gender after matting so it would be hard or rare
It is impossible to say without knowing what species of fish you put into the tank and what species of fish were already in there.
You will probably find that the reason the fish playing in the bubble screen are surviving is as is shown by their playfulness, these fish are healthy The other fish moping around the tank who can't be bothered to play in the screen may in fact be feeling a little rubbish. This is just a guess of course with out seeing your tank it is hard for me to say for def. Do the dying fish have any symptoms of any thing else, what type of fish are dying? how long have you had them? What other fish do you have in your tank?
we're both little
i would say a gold fish because they dont get big
No. if so the betta will kill the other fish, even the other fish being a betta. Not true... Goldfish will nibble on their lovely fins but I've seen Beta's get along ok with Cories, also little Neon Tetras. By the way, female bettas can only be together to mate, even after mating the male may kill the female. While bettas can live in harmony with other fish, and be fine in a five gallon fish bowl by themselves, the other fish need to be in a tank with filters and all that other stuff. Answer The recommended size of tank for a Betta is 10 Gallons (nominal). So the answer to your question is no. Your 5 gallon (nominal) tank would be actually holding about 4 gallons of water when it is filled to within 1 inch of the top. Add any more fish and you would be overloading the tank.Well they might