What do you call an apple tree, orange tree, pear tree, and banana tree that allows a kid to take as much as he wants?
Four Giving Trees.
A bad joke, though. xD
What did the tree say to the bee? Your honey or your life!
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the answer of the joke
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
Advantages and disadvantages of trees/shrubs.Well chosen healthy trees can protect buildings and people.Trees can intercept debris which may otherwise become a flying missile.Well chosen plants offer protection for other plants and objects.Well chosen trees or plantings will protect stream banks in times of floods.Well chosen trees reduce shoreline and landscape damage.Poorly chosen trees or a tree in the wrong place as up against a building give other trees a bad name.Fallen trees may affect power lines etc, so check the height of the trees being planted.Fallen trees and branches incur clean-up costs.Remember we do need trees for shade at other times, so choice, height and position are most important.Native trees and shrubs are particularly important for attracting wildlife. Birds often reduce insect pests on garden plants.This answer above is a joke whether in Sanskrit or not. Since it is useful info it has not been disturbed. This might be a case of a slow network responding to the wrong command.Sanskrit Joke books are available from Samskrita Bharati. Jokes are also published in Sanskrit Monthly magazines like Sragdharaa, and Rasana
What did the tree say to the bee? Your honey or your life!
There are no "snipes" it's a common joke.
Where do trees get Internet access? They don't need it, the just log in.
There is a few different pineapple jokes that have been told. The most popular pineapple joke told is What kind of fruit do trees like the most?
This cannot be answered. There are many and many of jokes that are told about trees that have different answers.
How about "forest" or "woods"? Is it too small for that? If so I'd go with "grove" or "cluster", I suppose. :) If it HAS to be one of your two choices, I'd go with group. Hows about a clump.
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
One good dog joke is: Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
to joke to joke to joke
Opposite of "not a joke" would be "a joke" ....no?
like that is a real question to ask i dont even see trees that has knees and that is the lamest joke that i ever heard before
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