Why did the pig go into the kitchen? To do a little bacon.
There are a few different pig jokes told. The most popular pig joke told is the zookeeper joke.
Bacon that roars.
Why did the bee-pig get invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to buzz and squeal!
What's the difference between bird flu and pig flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need pig-gy
A smutty joke is another word for a dirty joke, one with a sexual innuendo. The root comes for the word 'smut' which is an ash like cinder that results form burning coal. When these fall on clean washing they dirty it ('dirty joke' - 'smutty joke').
lunch joke be with the word pig can as below: Question: What did the pig had for lunch? Answer: guinea pig.
When you have a bee and a pic you get a yelling pig. This is a joke.
A joke: What is the favorite ballet of a pig? Swine Lake.
There are a few different pig jokes told. The most popular pig joke told is the zookeeper joke.
a pig in a blanket
Nonny lunch joke be in can also be the big pig race.
What kind of pig knows karate? A pork chop!
This is a joke about what do you call a pig that does karate? Yes, its name is Pork Chop!
The word disgruntled means angry. Pigs make a grunting noise. Thus, you could say an angry pig is disgruntled.
What is a pig's favorite state? New Hampshire. Get it? New HAMpshire.
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One funny pig joke asks the question "What do you call someone who steals pigs?", the answer is "A hamburglar!". Another joke asks "How did the secret agent pig write his notes?", the answer is "Invisible oink!"