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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.

Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice.

When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed.

Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris.

When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris.

Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.

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