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- Did you know that they use to make Chuck Noris toilet paper but it wouldn't take crap from people?
- Superman wears Chuck Noris underpants.
- If you come up with a list of ten things Chuck Noris can't do he will come to your house and perform them all then you have to run for your life.
- Thank you for using Answers.com... OMG! HE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
- Chuck noris doesn't cheat death he wins fair and square
- Chuck noris can kick you in the back of the face
- Chuck noris beat the sun in a staring contest
- The boogie man checks under his bed for chuck noris
- Chuck noris once round house kicked a horse in the face... this species is now know as the giraffe
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Are Chuck Norris jokes funny?
That is a personal opinion and therefore there is no right or wrong answer. However, I did hear that Chuck Norris counted to infinity...................................................................................................................twice.
Why are Chuck Norris and jokes about him so funny and popular all of a sudden?
They are ture storys and facts about him
Why does justin bieber look up to Chuck Norris?
Justin looks up to Chuck Norris and thinks his jokes are funny so he tweets about him frequently.
What is so funny about Chuck Norris jokes?
They make Arnold look like a wimp! -And he's a governor!
How do you stop the Chuck Norris jokes on ChaCha?
there is no stopping chuck Norris
When did Chuck Norris jokes start?
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
You feel uncomfortable at work what can you do?
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What to be aware of about Chuck Norris?
All Chuck Norris jokes are actually facts.
What is up with all the Chuck Norris jokes?
People don't make Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris makes jokes people. I think people make these jokes because Chuck Norris featured in many fighting films and always used to be the super strong and epic character. So people make funny fantasy jokes about him like 'Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth... its never stopped spinning'
What does Chuck Norris think about the Chuck Norris jokes?
Yes, here's a few: 1) Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After ten days of agonizing pain, the cobra finally died. 2) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. 3) Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops in between the eyes. 4) Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer 5) Chuck Norris sued Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
How mamy Chuck Norris jokes are there?
as many as he allows
Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
