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People don't make Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris makes jokes people.
I think people make these jokes because Chuck Norris featured in many fighting films and always used to be the super strong and epic character. So people make funny fantasy jokes about him like 'Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth... its never stopped spinning'
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What is the best chuck noris joke?
Here are some. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed. Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Who was the rookie that played on the Dallas Cowboys and his coach told him if you are as strong as you are pick up a car?
It MIGHT have been Chuck Norris. But records do not indicate a Dallas Cowboys coach currently IN ORBIT.
What are some open legs jokes?
You can find a variety of open legs, legs open, and close your legs jokes online at websites such as Jokes and Search Quotes. You can also sign up for the jokes update from the Lots of Jokes website that will continually email you the latest jokes.
Did Shakespeare make up the your mama jokes?
No.
How do you look up jokes on facebook?
You could type Joke or Jokes into the search bar, and you might find groups, pages, and applications for jokes. However, most jokes people post are a part of their own personal feeds, so you will get their jokes as part of your other stuff.
Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
How can you find unique Chuck Norris jokes?
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
Why does justin bieber look up to Chuck Norris?
Justin looks up to Chuck Norris and thinks his jokes are funny so he tweets about him frequently.
Can Chuck Norris pick up a cow?
I doubt Chuck Norris has tried to - however the most probable answer is no.
What should you do if you get caught in quiksand?
call up joey d or chuck Norris call up joey d or chuck Norris
What is up with chuck noris?
nothing he's just chuck Norris
Who came up with railroads?
Chuck Norris
Who does Chuck Norris look up to?
himself
Can Chuck Norris take down batman?
NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! chuck Norris can't be killed yet batman can,so shut the fork up, or fear chuck Norris's round house kick.
How do you beat up Chuck Norris?
That, sir, is impossible.
Where online can someone find pictures of Chuck Norris?
You can find pictures of Chuck Norris online at the official Chuck Norris website. Alternatively, you can also find these pictures at the Wikipedia. Once on the page, type "Chuck Norris" into the search field at the top of the page and press enter to bring up the information.
Can a monkey beat up Chuck Norris?
it really depends on how strong smart and enraged the monkey is and how tired and not in the the mood of a fight chuck Norris is
