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One lady told me that it felt like being constipated with a watermelon.
I've watched more than a thousand births and they range from almost nothing to being truly unbearable ... so it depends a lot on who you ask.
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∙ 12y ago
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∙ 12y agoPersonally, being a man and of the male persuasion, I have no chance of ever
being able to describe that experience. But I don't intend to let that stop me.
I will share the benefit of a couple of comparisons that I have heard, in hopes
that the telling of them might be all the answer you need or want.
#1). I have heard it stated several times by several authorities that the worst pain
a man can feel, and the only one in a league with childbirth, is the pain of a kidney
stone. Having survived that memorable experience roughly 30 times, I can tell you
that childbirth is apparently a roughly equally memorable character-builder.
#2). Phyllis Diller used to describe childbirth as follows: With your fingers, grab
ahold of your lower lip. Firmly pull it slightly forward and up, so that it overlaps
your upper lip. After a slight pause, continue to pull it up further, so that it overlaps
your nose. And then keep it going in a slow and steady motion, up past your eyes,
over the top of your head, and down the back of your head to the nape of your
neck ... and then you have a close idea of the feeling of childbirth.
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They feel like something is stuck through your ear ;)
What does radium feel like?
Radium is dangerous to feel but i'm assuming it feels smooth like a pebble
What does a rainbow feel like?
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What does coal feel like?
smooth
What does it feel like when a guy blows his load?
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Can you feel what giving birth is like without being pregnant?
You can't feel what giving birth is like without giving birth! :-) Read Ina May's Guide to Childbirth by Ina May Gaskin-the midwife of all midwives in the US. This book will give you some idea what it's like. Anyone pregnant or even thinking about having a baby should read this. It's a masterpiece.
What animals feel pain while giving birth?
all of them
How do you feel about giving teenagers birth control?
very good. i Agree
Will your hamster need assistance when giving birth?
No. Your hamster will actually like it better if you leave her alone when giving birth.
Does a barn spider die after giving birth?
Yes all spiders do die after giving birth like the charlottes web
What does a baby kicking you and giving birth feel like?
Some describe baby kicks to feel like flutters, gas bubbles, tumbling, a light tickle, a painless "zapping" feeling, a light flicking, or a gentle thud or tap. While the experience of giving birth is different for everyone, labor usually feels like extremely strong menstrual cramps that take your breath away and make you unable to talk.
What is it like giving birth to a baby?
It's fun
How many kids can a mother have in a day?
Depends like adopt or giving Birth if adopt how many you want but giving Birth maybe 1 or like twins 2
What is sex like after giving birth?
its very poor the wife has a bucket vagina and she cant feel a thing, also when i lick her out she always bleeds on the 23rd of every month .
How will a women feel while giving birth?
Childbirth is hard work, and it takes all the energy out of the mother!
How can you see if your guinea pig is pregnant?
3-4 weeks before giving birth your guinea pig will put on a lot of wieght.She wil start to form a shape like a pear/bell.If your guinea pig is pregnant 2 weeks before giving birth you be able to feel the babies move.
What is a example sentence using the word birth?
"My wife is giving birth." "I am giving birth." "The dog just gave birth." "I just helped someone give birth on the Subway." "No Jerry. Men do not give birth." I personally like the last one...
