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Many people believe in signs and omens. This one, in fact is the most powerful of signs, the most dangerous, and the most tart of them all. Many people report having extreme bowel movements directly after the small lizard landed on their heads. Although, other reports claim the effect of a small lizard gave them a powerful spell of good luck. Small air born lizards are hard to decipher, which is the unfortunate random downfall to this study. All over the globe, people have been receiving tiny reptilian presents from whatever they may have been from and the outcomes have been totally unconnected and random. Some of the anomalies have included: an eternal sour taste in mouth, turning into a laptop (forever), super strength for one second, random ear appears (anywhere), eyelashes turning into bacon strips, spontaneous Leif Erikson beard, instant accent adjustment, immaculate conception, bad cases of squishy earlobe, Shakespearian quote outbursts, etc.
Your future, assuming it was a medium-sized lizard, is much more predictable than a smaller one. Medium lizards have dropped upon many people's heads throughout history, such as Daniel Boone who died at the Alamo September 26, 1820, Alexander the great, who was the most hated man in Greece, Madam Curie who died of radiation poisoning in 1934, etc. Not to be confused, having a medium-sized reptile dropped on one's head does not cause one to die, but inspires one to take risks, such as Daniel, Alexander, and Marie did and they ended up becoming famous. Another outcome that has been recorded is people victim to MFL (Medium-Falling-Lizards) have a tendency to become temporarily inflicted with a bad case of turrets around the time 3:17pm. Studies have shown that the words "Swordfish" and "Calliope" are very common.
Now, if a large-to-gargantuan reptile (such as a komodo dragon, clock-digesting gator, Godzilla, etc.) is dropped on your head, the speculation of your future is very easy to decode. You're either dead or very dead.
What else can I help you with?
When was Lizard Head Wilderness created?
Lizard Head Wilderness was created on 1980-01-01.
What is the area of Lizard Head Wilderness?
The area of Lizard Head Wilderness is 167.172 square kilometers.
What kind of lizard has fans on the sides of its head?
Frilled lizard.
Is lizard really going to bite spider-man's head off?
lizard
How do lizard see?
with their eyes at the front of their head
What happens if lizard falls on your head?
what happened when lizard fall on our chest
What are the release dates for Excused - 2011 Is That a Lizard on Your Head 2-76?
Excused - 2011 Is That a Lizard on Your Head 2-76 was released on: USA: 20 November 2012
What happens when a lizard falls on a girls head?
It means your adopted. Go ask you mom. when lizard falls on u nothing will happen but when u fall on lizard the lizard will die... :)
What kind of lizard has an arrowhead shaped head and white dotted ring around its neck?
Frilled lizard, or Gila monster is your answer.
What do you do with a baby blue belly lizard with a head injury?
Take it to a VET !
What if you accidentally shut your Anole Lizard's hand into a mailbox?
If you accidentally shut your Anole Lizard's head in mailbox, you should first examine the damage that was done. If the lizard is bleeding and you can't get it to stop, contact your vet.
What is the name of a lizard which has its tail looking like its head?
tiliqua rugosa
