What are some funny quotes about life?

Answer 1

Here's an interesting one:

Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past but you cannot erase it. - Anonymous

Here are some funny qutes about life

Life's more amusing than we thought.

~ Andrew Lang

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.

~ Rudolph Valentino

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

~ Bill Vaughan

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.

~Janet Coleman

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

~ Douglas Adams

I look at life as a gift of God. Now that he wants it back I have no right to complain.

~Joyce Cary

What if life really is just a bowl of cherries?

~Unknown

Here Are Some Best Quotes to live by

Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.

~ Van Wilder

At one point in your life you either have the thing you want or the reasons why you don't.

~ Andy Roddick

Every day, it's important to ask and answer these questions: "What's good in my life?" and "What needs to be done?"

~ Nathaniel Branden

A life without cause is a life without effect.

~ Barbarella

There is only one success, to be able to spend your life in your own way.

~ Christopher Morley

The ultimate measure of man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

~ Dr. Martin Luther King Jr

Answer 2

1. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
2. "Life is like a sewer - what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
3. "Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."

Answer 3

Be the change that you want to see in the world.

-Gandhi

Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid.

-John Wayne

Success makes life easier. It doesn't make living easier.

-Bruce Springsteen

No act of kindness, no matter how small is ever wasted.

-Aesop

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

-Winston Churchill

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

-Gandhi

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.

-Steven Coallier

Answer 4

Quotes about life are sayings, typically attributed to famous people, that describe the nature of living. Some quotes may come from movies, such as "Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get," from Forrest Gump or from famous poets such as Emily Dickinson. Some quotes about life are so widely used that we will probably never knew who coined them, such as "Life's not fair."

Answer 5

My favorite quotes on life include this one by Simone de Beauvoir, "Life is occupied in both perpetuating itself and in surpassing itself. If all it does is maintain itself, then living is only not dying" and Anais Nin "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage".

"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." ~ Voltaire

Answer 6

There are probably as many quotes about life as there are people. A favorite one by Edwin Arlington Robinson is "Life is a game worth playing". Another one from Mother Theresa is "Life is a challenge, meet it".

Answer 7

Funny quotes about life can be found on many online quote databases. Some funny quotes include "An unwatched pot boils immediately" and "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else".

Answer 8

There are so many memorable life quotes. One couldn't possible be able to choose which ones are the best. It is so impossible to choose. Live life to the best is all one can say.

Answer 9

" Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

Answer 10

Inspirational quotes about life can be found in a variety of places from the internet to books including The Bible and the chicken soup books that were popular a few years ago.