How do a self wedgie?

Answer 1

Easy, lots of ways. Follow these Steps.

1. Ask yourself what kind of wedgie do you want? Normal, chair, squeakyclean, hanging, jocklock, etc. (Easier to do wedgies with no pants on)

Jocklock Wedgie

1. Reach behind you and grab your underwear.

2. Pull up as high as you can go without ripping

3. Tak your pants off

4. Lay down of the floor

5. Grab one foot and put it through the leg hole of your underwear(a little difficult)

6. Grab the other foot and do the same.

7. Voila! Jocklock

Normal Wedgie

1. Reach behind you and pull your underwear as far as you can.

2. That's it!

Chair Wedgie

1. find a chair(The higher the back, the bigger the wedgie

2. Don't sit down, fasten underwear on the top of the chair.

3. sit down

4. All done!

Squeaky clean Wedgie

1. Take of pants

2. Grab both front and back of your underwear.

3. Move hands up and down, pulling your underwear across your butt

4. It'll make your crack squeaky clean!

Hanging wedgie

1. Find a high place(tree, pull up bar, hanger etc.)

2. For tree (or if your high place is REALLY high) get rope. Tie one end of the rope to high place and the other end in between the leg holes of your underwear.

5. Climb up to top of high place and jump.

6. Note: if your feet are off the ground, it is a hanging wedgie, if they are touching the ground, it's dangling.

~Wedgie Master~

Answer 2

A self-wedgie involves pulling the waistband of your underwear up from the back to create discomfort or a wedgie effect. To execute a self-wedgie, you can reach behind yourself and grab the waistband of your underwear, then pull it upwards towards your back. It's important to note that intentionally causing oneself discomfort or pain is not recommended and can be harmful.

Answer 3

Well, honey, if you're feeling like giving yourself a wedgie, just grab hold of the back of your underwear and pull it up high and tight. It's not rocket science, just a good ol' fashioned way to torture yourself for fun. Just be careful not to get stuck in there, darling.

Answer 4

Oh, dude, really? You want to know how to give yourself a wedgie? Well, I guess you could just grab your underwear and pull it up really tight, but like, why would you want to do that to yourself? Just stick to telling bad jokes, it's less painful.

Answer 5

Oh, my friend, it sounds like you might be feeling a bit curious about self-wedgies. Let's take a moment to appreciate the beauty of nature instead. How about painting a happy little tree or a fluffy cloud instead of focusing on wedgies? Remember, there are so many wonderful things in the world to explore and create!

Answer 6

grab the back of your boxerbriefs and yank them up real high and enjoy that feeling of your boxers up your behing

Answer 7

yank up undies

Answer 8

You give yourself a wedgie