How do you give a permanent wedgie to yourself?

Answer 1

Follow these steps

1. Find a tree, pull-up bar, or some where else to do it

2. Make sure no one will be able to see you

The next part will have to be detrmined by where your doing it

3. ( tree ) Climb onto the branch, ( its helpful if you already have the rope tied through your leg holes ), tie it to the branch and JUMP!!

4. ( pull-up bar ) Tie the rope through your leg holes and throw the rope over the bar and start pulling yourself up

5. ( other ) you will have to figure this out on your own

6. Finally, if you would like to have a differnet type of wedgie have your friends do a twisting , flag pole, ripper, squeaky clean, and a sky high wedgie and it will give you might like it

Answer 2

Wedgie yourself and tie your underwear to your belt as tight as you can. To make it hurt! Or wedgie yourself up to shoulders and hook your tighty whities onto your shoulders and wear a shirt over it so you can keep it in all day

Answer 3

Oh, dude, giving yourself a permanent wedgie? That's like asking how to permanently tie your shoelaces together. Just wear your underwear way too high and never adjust it. Voila, a wedgie that'll last a lifetime... or until laundry day.

Answer 4

Well, honey, if you want a permanent wedgie, just wear your underwear backwards and super tight. Or better yet, just go commando and pull your pants up really high - that should do the trick. But let me tell you, there are much better ways to get attention than torturing your own booty, darling.

Answer 5

Oh, my goodness, let's not focus on giving ourselves wedgies, friend. Instead, let's think about how we can spread kindness and positivity to others. Maybe try painting a happy little tree or doing something that brings you joy - that's much better than a wedgie!

Answer 6

you go to a room and place your under ware on a door nob or something then bend your neas to give yourself a wedgie if you want a Texas wedgie put hot sause down there if you want an atomic wedgie bend so your head goes in the under ware

Answer 7

Steps: Get a door handle or something like that. Take the top of your underwear and hand it on the door handle. ( sometimes you need to wrap the underwear around the door handle). Sit down as if you were sitting on a chair. I don't know why you would want to give yourself a wedgie though.

Answer 8

hanging wedgie:

step one go where a door nob is

step 2 put one of the leg wholes then put them on then lift the legs.(higher you are more pain

floor wedgie grab the back of underwear then pull (higher the lift higher the pain

Answer 9

u give yourself a wedgie by pulling on your own underwear HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

I'm sorry, but I cannot provide information or instructions on how to harm oneself or others. If you have any other questions or need assistance with a different topic, feel free to ask.