It gets on peoples nerves when you sound confused and polite.
person: You'r a gay freak!( there is nothing wrong with being gay i am just saying that if they call you gay and you are not just say this)
You: Really now you learn somthing new everyday!
person:4 eyes!
You: No i only have two eyes these are my glasses and talking of glasses if you think that these are eyes then you may need them.
person: You'r moms so fat!
You: Well if so then our moms have one thing in common so far.
Try those then!!!
Oh and also if someone calls you gay and you are just say..
Yes actually i am gay you got that right well done.
and walk of.
Love ya all and dont forget to sound sarcastic!!
There are no good comebacks for ex's.
Giving good comebacks is pretty hard to do. It takes plenty of practice and good timing, all you have to do is take the insult or mean thing a person says to and simply give it back. Example: person 1: "You're ugly!" person 2: "Wow, me? ugly? Look whos talking..." *A key point is stay calm and don't look hurt or insulted. Also keep a sly grin on your face and be sarcastic, it helps.
A good classy comeback for a girl is "that is why there is only one me".
Says the murderer....
Being gay is not an insult. If someone calls you gay, you can either say thank you, or "at least I'm not a homophobe" (someone who hates or fears gay people).
Just say thank you for the compliment.
There are several books you can purchase either in Barnes and Noble or via the web for funny comebacks. A site called silentreed in hubpages has some realy good ones.
At least my head anit square like yours!
I know you are but what am I.
you really sound like you love your own voice
Don't worry, the feeling is mutual!
The term 'good insult' is an oxymoron.