What are some good comebacks if a boy who likes you insults you?

Answer 1

"Rumour has it that you like me. But it's terribly sad that you're so immature. I have no interest in little children."

"Have you ever considered growing up? It's a wonderful goal to set for yourself. But for now, run along, your mother is calling."

"I had no idea how immature you were, at least until you opened your mouth. What a shame, I actually thought I could get to like you. Oh well, we all make mistakes. Ask your parents - I'm sure they'll explain it to you."

"One of my friends told me how immature you are, but I chose not to believe it. I now realise I need to go apologise to her as she is absolutely right!"

"Is this something you learned to do on Telly Tubbies? It's a pity because you had the chance to show you are a mature person. How sad...."

"Do you realise what grade we're in? You'd better grow up fast. Mommy is getting tired of sewing your name into all your clothes."

"Ah... more words of intelligence from our community's bête noire! Behaviour such as yours is usually reserved for the bounderish children at school, who fail to use deodorant, wash their hair regularly, and keep their nails clean. Well, well, what do you know, I was spot on!" Do drop me a note when you grow up. And don't worry, you can stick with monosyllabic words; I don't want to stretch you beyond your limitations!"