How can you kill a pickle?

Answer 1

# First catch your pickle (be careful they are vicious). # Place it in a sturdy sack with rat poison, they don't eat the poison but it keeps the rats away.

# Then beat the sack with sticks, iron bars are more effective but sticks are more available.

# Shoot the sack several times, the bigger the gun the better.

# Place the sack in a sealed room and fill with toxic gas for three years. # Enroll at the University of Pickle Persecution and learn the finer points of this art. # Return to the sack and hang it until dead. Be careful here, sacks can pretend to be dead and they are very good at it.

# Weigh the sack with a minimum of 400 tons of lead then dispose of it in Challenger Deep. There are regular excursions so you do not need your own submersible for this. # Some advise using nuclear weapons but this is obviously someone who is slightly mad, and I think that is a bit over the top anyway. Kill a pickle?Whoever told you this is a real dill weed. Seriously. You cannot under any circumstances kill a pickle. Haven't you ever read the Bread & Butter Chronicles or The Sour Memoirs? If not, I highly recommend that you pick up a copy of one these hard-to-put-down books. Real eye opening reading. You'll learn that pickles (formerly known as cucumbers) really have gone wild and are, in all actuality, quite mad. They can withstand the pressurization of a canning submarine; be nearly drowned in plastic holding cells filled with apple cider vinegar; and even live another day after some crazed human brutally butchers them - slices them into little chips and pieces I tell ya'! The carnage knows no end! My best advice to you...embrace the pickle.

Answer 2

No