How do you be like a ghost?

Answer 1

The easiest was is to get murdered, or to kill your family and then kill yourself in a fit of rage, preferably either in your own home or a motel/hotel room. Make sure that you have some unfinished business (if you're murdered it'll be easy, your unfinished business will be helping the skeptical yet brilliant rookie detective solve your murder). If you choose the kill your loved ones and then your self approach you'll need to stash some money away somewhere or make sure that your motives for killing your family are unknown but important to bring to life. If done correctly you'll almost certainly end up as a lingering spirit destined to haunt the location of your death until your earthly affairs are brought to rest.

If you don't want to go the "dying" route but would like to be "like a ghost" without being a ghost, we need to answer a few questions, in what way do you want to be "like a ghost"? If you want to be like a ghost in the sense that you are generally unseen, mysterious, spooky, and lurking in the shadows, then your best bet would be to become a ninja, Ninjas are obviously the next closest thing we have to ghosts in the sphere of existence. They meet all the above criteria, but have the obvious advantage of also being alive.

If you want to be a ghost in a sense that you are scary, demonic and out to hurt people (probably not so much a ghost as a poltergeist, which is actually much different than a ghost but often confused with one) Your best bet will probably simply be to get possessed. That's easy enough because the dark forces that be are ready and willing enough to oblige. Simply find yourself a ouija board some candles, and draw a pentagram on the floor for good measure (note: use just about anything to draw the pentagram, but chalk and charcoal seem to work the best DO NOT use salt or you'll screw everything up and probably kill us all with some sort of paradox worm hole crap that those sort of things always seem to create). Then just go to town, outright requesting to get possessed will probably help, and after a few hours of that you'll either get possessed, scared s#$@less or killed (which will go a long way to helping you be "like a ghost" in a very real sense, so you'll have all your bases covered)

Good luck!