Nothing really, looks like a machine translation gone bad.
I suspect it stands for something like "I am here for you and everything you need".
It means 'I am yours for ever'.
je suis tout pour lui
I am open to all (ideas)
"J'aurai aimé que tu sois là" means "I would have liked for you to be there." ("là" in this sentence implies "there with me", not "somewhere else")
I love you with all that I am
It means, "I'm all in the cold".
Vous auriez besoin de trente-deux pieds Désolé pour le dérangement que je suis français.
Je suis reconnaissant pour mon maman. = I am grateful/thankful for my mom.
It's French, but all mixed up. "besoin de moi" means "need of me" it might be : je suis" which means "I am ..." "besoin de moi" means "need me." My guess is, I think they're saying "I am there (here) if you need me." Je suis (la or ici) si tu a besoin de moi.
literally: 'I am cry all night long"
I have to go on a shopping spree; I need some shoes to add to my collection. (a literal translation, back to English would read: "I am in dire straits to celebrate Shopping Day" - French speakers would say in French: 'je dois faire les magasins - j'ai besoin d'acheter de nouvelles chaussures pour ma collection)
love me for what I am