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Rubber ducks were invented to eat the plastic breadcrumbs that mannequins insist on scattering as they eat their artificial Sandwiches in storefront window faux parks, while on break.

Many of the rubber ducks became so bored with the daily routine that one of them said 'Please, just shoot me'. There were so many of them that agreed, that they began volunteering to be decoys for hunters.

The best way to tell whether you have a rubber duck or a real one is wait to see if it migrates. Rubber ducks don't really migrate as much as real ones.

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