Where can you find the quelf characters biography's?

Answer 1

The Platypus

If ever there was an animal that was the very embodiment of Quelf, it is The Platypus. Most every platypus is a shy, waterborne animal, covered in fur, with webbed feet, and a duckbill for a mouth, that blindly swims the rivers of Australia in search of worms and shrimp to eat. But The Platypus isn't every platypus, now is she? She discovered that she was a different platypus when she discovered that she couldn't swim. That would be a problem for most of the platypus' out there, but our cheery Platypus decided to don some pink polka-dot floaties, and to make a go for it in Hollywood! We think she's just cute enough, energetic enough, and bubbly enough to make it to the big-time, too! You'll never have a sad moment in the Land of Quelf if you keep this enthusiastic ray of sunshine by your side!

Mr. Lugnut

Nobody is quite certain when, where, or why Mr. Lugnut got a lug nut for a head, least of all, him. Rumors abound, and he'll be happy to share one of the many stories that have been passed around over the years. One thing is certain, though, as big and brawny as Mr. Lugnut is, he's about as dense as the shiny chrome piece of metal that sits atop his noggin. Mr. Lugnut works in a big firm in the city. Nobody is quite sure what it is he does, but he's there with his briefcase every morning, right on time, regular as clockwork. Fortunately, he was lucky enough along the way to have met Mrs. Pickle Feather, and the two of them live in married bliss in the Land of Quelf. As a guide through the Land of Quelf, we guess you could do worse than a gigantic guy with a heart of gold, a head of lead, and the fearlessness of a Lugnut!

Super Ninja Monkey

How could you possibly make it through the Land of Quelf without a Super Ninja Monkey to guide your way? This sassy simian, in her black and pink 'crouching monkey, hidden banana' ninja suit, leads the way as Quelf's resident expert in the Tao of The Banana. With her signature weapon, her gigantic samurai banana blade, Super Ninja Monkey is always poised for attack, ready to pounce. There's an old saying in the Land of Quelf that goes, "Never mess with Super Ninja Monkeys wielding samurai bananas." Let's just say that when things go wrong on your journey through the Land of Quelf, it's always reassuring to have a Martial Arts monkey and a sharp banana by your side!

The Dude

The Dude was born in the back of a moving bus, and he's been on the road ever since! The ultimate 'guy's guy,' The Dude is most comfortable when riding on the back of his chopper along a dusty highway. He'd never be caught dead in anything other than his patented blue jeans and his leather jacket. With his mullet and his sunglasses, The Dude struts with the overblown confidence that he's the ultimate chick-magnet. Hop on his chopper with him and The Dude promises to show you a good time as you take a tour of the wonderful Land of Quelf!

The Biscuit Farmer

Early in life, The Biscuit Farmer learned the value of hard work and dedication that comes with being a farmhand. He figured, why not grow something that everyone truly loves? And so, he decided he'd start a biscuit farm. Now, everyone knows that it's impossible to grow biscuits out of the ground, but year after year the biscuit farmer tills mother earth with his hoe, plants the biscuit seed, and waits. And waits. And waits. Undaunted, he has forged on, year after year. As he's waited for his fabled biscuit crop to sprout, he's seen just about everything. Nobody knows the Land of Quelf better than The Biscuit Farmer, so have him join you on your stroll over this crazy countryside. You might learn a thing or two, and you never know… you might be the first to witness a legendary biscuit harvest!

Queen Spatula

Her Royal Highness, Queen Spatula, rules over all the Land of Quelf. She rules her kingdom with the power held in her mighty spatula. She is proud. She is dignified. She is large and in-charge (emphasis on LARGE). Our pretty and plump Queen takes no guff from nobody. She's liable to give you a crack to your noggin with her unmistakable Royal Spatula Scepter if you ever get out of line. She takes things in Quelf seriously, and while you may scratch your head and wonder who on earth made her the Queen, or where she got that crazy spatula, make no mistake: if you want somebody to clear a path for you through the tangled silliness of Quelf, she's your lady!

Batbileg Chinzorig

There's a lot more to this little bat than a weird name. "BC", as he likes to be called, is the coolest flying rodent the Land of Quelf has ever seen. Yeah, yeah, so he lives in a castle, has sonar, and keeps his wings wrapped around him like a cape… But this guy outgrew the limitations of being "just another bat" years ago. BC is actually the oldest creature in the Land of Quelf, having cavorted with some of history's most legendary figures. He's got plenty of stories to tell about days long past, but don't get him wrong. This is one bat that's adapted with the times! Lately he's been into hip-hop music, and proudly sports his Big Gold BC Bling Bling, as he likes to call it. He's ready to escort you on your bouncy ride through the land of Quelf, and he'll be sure to clue you in on a few interesting factoids along the way!

Mrs. Pickle Feather

Mrs. Pickle Feather is just a sweet, innocent slice of pie from the 50's. Except that she's a pickle. Dill, to be precise. But she's never let that stop her from being the voice of reason in the Land of Quelf. Trust us. Her husband, Mr. Lugnut, would be absolutely lost without her. With her wire-rimmed glasses, her trusty purse, and that ever-present feather in her… uhhh… hair, she keeps all the ladies in the Land of Quelf up on fashion, hairdo's, the latest gossip, the soaps, you name it. Come to think of it, you probably couldn't pick a more knowledgeable woman to escort you through the wacky Land of Quelf. Just don't ask her to change your tire. That's Luggy's job!

Answer 2

at the side of the box