Unscrew a deoderant stick, insert 2 condoms, re-screw on the deoderant stick.
In a swamp.
I hide mine at a friends house.
Under their bed.
The best place to hide is in one of the corners and to get out of the trap you hit the electricity box with a snowball
Under the blankets
behind a fat person
in a underwear drawer
There are many options available if one is looking for information about the effectiveness of condoms for women. The best place to start is a local clinic or support group.
Places where people are unlikely to find you weird places
I think the best thing to do after the thunderstorm hide in the small place
under the bed or in your warddrobe/draws
The Captains Quarters behind his hammock.