Unscrew a deoderant stick, insert 2 condoms, re-screw on the deoderant stick.
In a swamp.
I hide mine at a friends house.
Under their bed.
The best place to hide is in one of the corners and to get out of the trap you hit the electricity box with a snowball
Under the blankets
behind a fat person
in a underwear drawer
There are many options available if one is looking for information about the effectiveness of condoms for women. The best place to start is a local clinic or support group.
I think the best thing to do after the thunderstorm hide in the small place
Places where people are unlikely to find you weird places
under the bed or in your warddrobe/draws
hide in your bathroom! inside your tub will be the best place