Donkey Kong. Chuck Norris is just a plain human, while DK is a gorilla with brute strength.
Donkey Kong, it's not even a fight.
Chuck Norris, of course!
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Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris. He's a boss.
no bear is foolish enough to attack chuck norris