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Here are almost all of them:
-Are you a toad? Then why are you acting all horny?
-Did you join the circus? Cause your acting like a total freak!
-Did I invite you to my BBQ? Then why are you all up in my grill?
-Do you work at 411? Cause that was WAY too much information!
-Are we a pair of boobs? Then stop trying to hang around around me!
-Am I from Moscow? Then why do you think I'm rushing?
-Am I a book from the library? Then stop trying to check me out.
-Are you having a Soccer Finals flashback? Cause you seem a little desperate to score!
-Do I sell fertilizer? Then why'd you think I'd give a crap?
-Were your parents lobsters? Then why are you acting so shellfish?
-Did I ask you to take my temperature? Then why are you all up in my butt?
-Are you a poor dressmaker? Then why are you trying to rip off my material?
-Did your sweater quite its job? Cause It's really not working for you!
-IS my name V? Then why would I follow U!
-Are you an astronaut? Then why are you spacing?
-Are you a goalie? Then why are you trying to block my shot?
-Are you on the track team? Then why are you trying to run with this?
-Are you asleep? Then why are you dreaming?
-Do you have any violent tendencies? Then why were you hitting on ___________?
-Are you a LBR with a broken leg? Then stop acting like a sore loser!
-Are you guys a Mariah Carey song? Cause you two belong together!
-Are you Lycra? Then why do you hold everyone back?
-Are you a nocturnal animal? Then stop badgering me!
-Did you get stuck in Sephora during an earthquake? Cause you need a make-under!
-Why didn't you send me a postcard from Egypt? It sounds like you were in DE-Nile!
-Did I order a coffee? Then why are you all up in my mug?
-Are you mad at __________? Then why does it sound like you're gonna socc-her!
-Are you a zit? Then why are you all covered up?
-Is my name Dorothy? Then why did you think the Munchkins could help me?
-Are you poor? then why aren't you making any cents?
-Are you a pyromaniac? Cause you're playing with fire!
-Are you a garbage can? Then why are you acting all hefty?
-Am I a vampire? Then why are you keeping me in the dark?
-I thought DVD's weren't allowed at my sleepover? Then why am I watching Lady and the Tramp?
-Am I a used band-aid? Then why are you trying to rip me off?
-Do I spend eight hours a day behind a desk? Then why would I have the information?
-Are you a midget? Then get over him!
-Are you my fave Chinese dish? The why act all gung ho?
-Do you work at the American Airline ticket counter?Then why are you checking out my bag?
-Do you have a nut allergy? 'Cause your head is beginning to swell!
-Do you have a towel? 'Cause you're all washed up!
-Are you a sweater set? 'Cause you've met you're match!!
-Are you Will Ferrell? Then why doesn't that make me laugh?
-Are you a calender? 'Cause your days are numbered!
-Are you in a coma? Then what makes you think we're gonna take this lying down?
-Are you an actor/ actress? 'Cause I heard you were gonna be in a trailer.
-Do I look like a deck of cards? Then what makes you think I'd want to get lost in the shuffle?
-Am I video game? Then why are you playing me?
-Are you a pinata? Then why are you (still) hanging around?
- Is this Freaky Friday?
- Then why are you trying to steal my identity?
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-Is this Freaky Friday? Then why are you trying to steal my identity?
These aren't Massie comebacks but it sounds like something she would say:
~Are you a soccer player? Then why are you being so defensive?
~Are you a garbage can? Then why are you talking trash?
~Is your name Beef? Then why are you acting all Jerky?
~Are you a rock? Then why aren't you acting a little boulder?
What else can I help you with?
What are all of massies comebacks from the books by lisi harrison?
She has many comebacks. ~ Are you poor? cuz ur not making any sence. Did i invite u 2 my bbq? then y r u all up in my grill? are u a dissel turtleneck poncho? then y u trying 2 pll 1 ovr me? do i sell fertilizer? then y wood i give a $%#$%^#$% (c) are u having soccar finals flashbbacks?? then y r u trying to goal? And many more!!!!
When was No Comebacks created?
No Comebacks was created in 1982.
What is the duration of The Comebacks?
The duration of The Comebacks is 1.4 hours.
When was The Comebacks created?
The Comebacks was created on 2007-10-19.
What are good comebacks for an ex girlfriend?
There are no good comebacks for ex's.
Where can one learn some funny comebacks?
There are several books you can purchase either in Barnes and Noble or via the web for funny comebacks. A site called silentreed in hubpages has some realy good ones.
What are some good comebacks for when people have a go at you for being vegetarian?
Says the murderer....
What is Massies dogs name in The Clique?
she has one dog he's a black pug named bean
What are some GOOD comebacks for when someone calls you a Jew?
Just say thank you for the compliment.
Who thinks its fair for Dylan to Take Massies ex in the clique?
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No! No! No! No!Now i hate Dylan for doing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are some great comebacks for mean boys?
Just ignore them or say your mother :P it works.
What are some snappy comebacks to a person that says guess what?
Your test results came back negative?
