What are some of massie blocks comebacks?

Answer 1

There are many different Massie Block comebacks here are some that I have listed:M=Massie Block A=Alicia Rivera

D=Dylan Marvil

K=Kristen Gregory

C=Claire Lyons

M: Isaac, did I ask you to take my temperature?

Isaac: What? No.

M:Then why are you all up in my BUTT?

M: Are you Shahbano Hussain?

C:Huh? No.

M:Then why are you acting so cool?

M: Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque (BBQ)?

C: Huh? No. I mean I don't know.

M: Then why are you all up in my GRILL?

M:Claire, I was just wondering. Are you a female dog?

C: What? Why?

M: Because your acting like a real BITCH!

M: Claire, do I look like a sled?

C: What? No.

M: Then why are you coming down on me?

M: Claire, do I look like I'm from Moscow?

C: No.

M: Then why do you think I'm good at Russian?

M: Claire, do i look like ET?

C: No.

then why are you pointing a finger at me?

M: Kuh-laire, are you a midget?

C: No.

M: Then get over him!

M: Uh, I thought DVDs weren't allowed at my sleepovers.

A: They're not.

M: Then why am i watching Lady and The Tramp?

M: Nina, am i a used Band-Aid?

Nina: Uh, no.

M: Then why did u rip me off?

M: Claire, do i spend eight hours a day sitting at a big round desk in the middle of the mall?

C: No.

M: Then why do you think I have information?

M: Are you a toad?

Alexandra: No, why?

M: Then why are you acting all horny?

M: Dylan, do I look like a video game?

D: No.

M: Then why are you playing me?

M: Kristen, are you mad at Alicia?

K: No, I'm just-

M: Then why does it sound like you want to socc-er?

M: Kuh-laire, are you a zit?

C: No.

M: Then why are you all covered up?

M: Dylan, is my name Dorothy?

D: Uh, no.

M: Then why did you think Munchkins could help me?

M: Penelope, are you a big boob?

Penelope: No.

M: Then why are you hanging?

M: Claire, are you a pyromaniac?

C: No, why?

M: 'Cause you're playing with fire!

M: Layne, are you a made of Saran Wrap?

Layne (AKA Layme): No

M: Then why are you acting all clingy?

M: Are you poor?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): No, why?

M: Because you're not making any cents.

M: Todd, did i order coffe?

Todd: Uh, no.

M: Then why are you all up in my MUG?

M: Am I a vampire?

A: Huh?

M: Then why are you keeping me in the dark?

M: Alicia are you a poor dress maker?

A: No.

M: Then why are you ripping off my material?

M: Alicia, are you a soccer coach for chickens?

A: No.

M: Then why are you calling fowl play?

M: Are you a confused woman?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): What? No, why?

M: Sorry, you look exactly like someone I know named Miss Taken.

M: Claire, are you in a coma?

C: No, why?

M: Then why do you think we're gonna take this lying down?

M: Derrick, are you having a soccer finals flashback?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): What No, why?

M: Because you seem a little desperate to score.

M: Claire, were your parents lobsters?

C: Uh, no.

M: Then why are you acting so shellfish?

M: Um, Claire, are you my favorite Chinese takeout dish?

C: No, why?

M: Then why are you acting all gung ho?

M: Do you work at the American ticket counter?

Seventh-grade twin girls: No.

M: Then why are you checking our bags?

M: Derrick, are you a actor?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): Huh?

M: I heard you were gonna be in the trailer!

M: Claire, do you work at the grocery store?

C: Huh? No.

M: Then why are you checking me out?

M: Skye, are you a Diesel turtleneck poncho?

Skye: No.

M: Then why are you trying to pull one over om me?

M: Layne, are you a diaper?

Layne: No.

M: They why are you so pissed?

M: Do you have a nut allergy?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): No, why?

M: Because your head is starting to swell.

Derrick (AKA Derrington): Do you have a towel?

M: No, why?

Derrrick (AKA Derrington): Because you're all washed up.

M: Are you a sweater set?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): No, why?

M: Because you've just met your match.

Derrick (AKA Derrington): Are you Will Ferell?

M: No, why?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): Then don't make me laugh.

M: Are you a calendar?

Derrick (AKA Derrington): No, why?

M: Because your days are numbered.

M: Um, are you the OCD sirens' goalie?

K: No! I'm the captain.

M: Then why are you trying to block my shot?

M: Um, Alicia, are you on the track team

A: No.

M: Then why are you trying to run with this?

M: Um, Ripple, are you asleep?

Ripple: No. Why?

M: Then whyare you dreaming?

M: Ellie, are you a nocturnal mammal?

Ellie: No.

M: Then why are you badgering me?

M: Do you have violent tendencies?

Olivia: No.

M: Then why were you hitting on Cam Fisher?

M: Um, Kristen, are you an astronaut?

K: No, why?

M: Then why are you spacing?

M: Um, Alicia, is my name V?

A: No.

M:Then why would I follow U?

M: Alicia, are we a pair of boobs?

A: Uh, no?

M: Then why are you clinging on to me?

M: Uh, Derrick, do I look like I sell Menour?

Derrick (Derrington): Uh, no why

M: then why do you think i give a crap??

Here's some more by Fashionngr8:

M: Um, do u listen to Mariah Carey?

L: No, why?

M: Because "you belong together".

M" Claire, do I work at 411?

C: No, why?

M: Then why do u think I have so much information?

M: You remind me of someone.

C: Who?

M: Hairy Potter.

M: Um, conversation between the taco and the burrito, nacho!

M:Claire, am I Draco Malfoy?

C:No.

M:Then why would I be jealous of you, Hairy Potter?

Answer 2

There_are_many_different_massie_comebacks_here_are_some_that_i_have_listed:">There are many different massie comebacks here are some that i have listed:Are you a bull? Then why are you so horny

Derrrington, are we at a grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?

Do I sell fertilizer? Then why do you think I give a crap?

Why don't you send me a postcard from Morocco? Because it sounds like your swimming in de-Nile.

Are you a zit? Then why are you all covered up?

Are your parents lobsters? Then why are you acting so shellfish?

Are you a female dog? Then why are you acting like a complete b****???

Kuh-laire, did I invite you to my BBQ? Then why are you up in my grill?

Do you need a towel? Because your all washed up!

Are you mad at Alicia? Then why does it look like your about to soc-cer

Alicia, Are we a pair of boobs? Then why are you hanging by me?

Do you work at American Airlines? Then why are you checking our bags?

Am I a vampire? Then why are you keeping me in the dark??

Do you think I am a poor dress maker? Then why are you ripping off my material?

Are you my favorite Chinese take out order? Then why are you acting all Gung-Ho??

Is my name wikianswers? Then why do you think i have all the answers?

Do you work at 411? Because that was WAY to much info!

Are you a calender? Because your days are numbered!

Derrington, are you having a soccer finals flashback or something? Because you seem really desperate to score!

I love watching girls do boys work.... that is when there are no REAL boys around!

Kuh-laire, do i look like a deck of cards? Then what makes you think that i want to get lost in the shuffle?

Dylan, do i look like a video game? Then why are you playing me?

Skye, are you a Diesel turtleneck poncho? Then why are you trying to pull one over me?

Answer 3

Some of Massie Block's comebacks include:

1. "If attitude is everything, you must be nothing."
2. "The only thing bigger than my LBR (Losers Beyond Repair) list is your ego."
3. "I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not you."
4. "You're like a penny, two-faced and not worth much."