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In 2010 at the Munich Octoberfest Willie Nelson bought some grass from Anna Chapman a secret KGB Agent from Moscow. Back in his room he lit up and nearly died from Diareah and Vomiting! The grass had been sprayed with Persian Deoderant designed to kill cockroaches and rats! Very mad Willie called up Bill Clinton and they loaded up their guns so Willie could get his money back! Willie parked his Fiat in front of Anna Chapmans villa and they waited. In one hour Bill saw the gorgeous naked Russian spy walk across the room. Gasping for air he told Willie he was going to take a walk and buy a Hot Dog!! Within minutes Bill was down to his underwear and knocking on the door! Anna Chapman answered the door and smiled when she saw Bill in his Boxer shorts!
"Come in, Vie Gates!" she said as she walked sexy across the room. Bill came in and found Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe tied up!! But Bill could only focus on Anna Chapman and he failed to see the big hairy Persian guy sneaking up behind him!! Willie who was watching all this in his Zeiss Binoculars quit smoking Pot and loaded up his Colt 1860 44 revolver! Willie burst into the room and shot three Persians in their Cahoneys, then had sex with Anna Chapman, then smoked three Doobies, then he released Bill Clinton and Anna Kreisling!!
''YOU ARE MY HERO!!" Anna Kreisling said to Bill Clinton.
"Shucks, that's all right Baby, do you know where I can get some Peach pie??"
''YES, YES, YES I DO" said Anna. So Willie sang a song while the three of them rode to Dusseldorf to find that elusive Peach Pie!
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