How can I fake being the last man on Earth for one weekend?

Answer 1

Oh, you gullible soul. Chances are that the women who told you this were rejecting your sexual advances.

If you would truly like to fake being the last man on Earth, I will give you a one suggestion.

Finding a woman who is both deaf and blind would be a start.

Communicating with her will be difficult, but even Helen Keller was interested in men. Perhaps love will show you the way.

Lock yourself in a closet. If you are truly determined to experience the "last man on Earth" adventure it will require a great deal of planning on your part. First you will need to determine a backstory. Was it an explosion, military attack, Zombies or aliens that left you in your amazing situation? Your backstory will determine what supplies you will need to carry. Next, research the list of ghost towns in your country. The United States has 1,000's. Verify that the ghost town of your choice has not been turned into a tourism trap. The whole "other people" thing will ruin your experience. Pack your supplies and go turn your LMOE fantasy into reality. Just make sure you tell someone where you are going for safety reasons. Good luck, be safe and have fun!