How do you prepare vegan vegetable patties?

Answer 1

ingredients

• 1 small onion
• 500g good-quality minced beef
• 1 egg
• 1 tbsp vegetable oil
• 4 burger buns
• All or any of the following to serve: sliced tomato , beetroot, horseradish sauce, mayonnaise, ketchup, handful iceberg lettuce, rocket, watercress

1. Peel the onion, slice in half through the root and trim off the top. Place cutside down on a chopping board. With your knife parallel to the board, cut 3 slices through the onion, keeping the root intact. With the knife point at root end, cut down through the onion from top to bottom 4 times. Holding the root end, finely slice to give you small diced pieces. Tip the beef into a bowl with the onion and egg, then mix.
2. Divide the mixture into four. Lightly wet your hands. Carefully roll the mixture into balls, each about the size of a tennis ball. Set in the palm of your hand and gently squeeze down to flatten into patties about 3cm thick. Make sure all the burgers are the same thickness so that they will cook evenly. Put on a plate, cover with cling film and leave in the fridge to firm up for at least 30 mins.
3. Heat the barbecue to medium hot (there will be white ash over the red hot coals - about 40 mins after lighting). Lightly brush 1 side of each burger with oil. Place the burgers, oil-side down, on the barbecue. Cook for 5 mins until the meat is lightly charred. Don't move them around or they may stick. Oil the other side, then turn over using tongs. Don't press down on the meat, as that will squeeze out the juices. Cook for 5 mins more for medium. If you like your burgers pink in the middle, cook 1 min less each side. For well done, cook 1 min more.
4. Take the burgers off the barbecue. Leave to rest on a plate so that all the juices can settle inside. Slice each bun in half. Place, cut-side down, on the barbecue rack and toast for 1 min until they are lightly charred. Place a burger inside each bun, then top with your choice of accompaniment.

Answer 2

You buy some ground poo, hamburger butts, and any condiments from the trash. You don't wash your hands, then form the crap into one big poop patty. Then, you fart on it and it will cook. Bigger fart equals well done, small equals rare. Enjoy!

Answer 3

Grill ground beef and add a pinch of pepper when you"re done.

Answer 4

A delightful recipe is available on the Discussion page. Click on the "View Discussion" button.

Answer 5

Veggie burgers can be made with quite a variety of ingredients. This can range from beans, legumes, root vegetables, grains, herbs and spices.

Answer 6

open the package and cook them

Answer 7

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