How do you replace a 2005 Honda Odyssey battery?

Answer 1

Take your car keys. Insert them into the ignition. Start your car. Drive to your dealer or mechanic. Give them your car. Say, "Please change my car battery". Give them your keys. Pour yourself a coffee and take a seat. Wait 30 minutes. Take your wallet. Remove some cash. Get back your keys. Drive back home.

I hope that helps!

Who wrote the above non answer?

What a lame answer that was given to this good question. I have changed many batteries in my lifetime, and I have never come across such a difficult one to remove as in the 2005 Honda Odyssey. The screws holding the cables to the posts are practically impossible to get at. Is a special tool needed? I've tried adjustable wrenches, but there is not enough clearance to get to the heads. The guy who answered, 'take your keys, start your car and bring it to the dealer to change' should be removed from answers.com. We don't need that type of person on this forum. Any help would be greatly appreciated.