Trying to show off just like you were. Young, old, older are simply 'sloppy drunks' and there is nothing attractive about it and it appears some people think it's really something special to get drunk, have a hang-over (or not) and boast about it. All it shows is the fact the person can't hold their liquor and probably made a complete fool out of themselves. I agree with the above answer.
Forget it. Be friends if you like and she agrees, but don't ruin her relationship because of one night.
convince everyone that you are just really stoned.
Drunk people. Only the sober ones remember to tell others. ;D... <-- Just kidding around. Really, there should not be an 'exact' person who made drunk jokes.
69 I really dont know cuz i just farted and im drunk
No, he doesn't when people get drunk they act different they are not the same he is drunk but he might be expressing their feelings so they might be miss you our not just ask him.
you can have sex very hard just drunk the guys or the girls and then you if you are a girl just drunk them and then you look at there dick and then if it big you are really going to have a good tome when you have sex but check first OK
Drink heavily beforehand so that when you eventually start approaching adulthood you can just shrug it off and say "well. I was really drunk that night and...." WOW REALLY. Such idiots. DO NOT DRINK HEAVILY. Man alcohol thins your blood hence you will be a mess when the needle punctures you. I Hate Idiots
Sometimes you just can't take the blatant torture of animals, unless your really drunk.
Some scars are shiny because you are really drunk or just imagining things.
If he only calls you when he is drunk, or late at night. When he does not call you just to ask 'How are you?'. If you two only have sex and then he leaves.
They were really just beaten down by drunk Indians and had butt problems.
Not just on the breath, but also in sweat and other bodily fluids. "Stinking drunk" is not just an expression.